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I help businesses, organizations, corporations, local companies, entrepreneur coaches and consultants beef up their blog game to convert more visitors into customers.

I can also jam out with emails, website copy, direct response ads, sales pages, landers, video sales letters, webinars…it really depends on what your most urgent need is 🙂 I got your back!

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Sup, I'm Rob 🙂

A real life chief, content marketing strategist, avid creative, and direct response copy dude

Rob Pene, Chief Growth Guy at Mission Driven Brand, left the polynesian islands to pursue his dream of higher education and entrepreneurship. He is a former professional baseball player, spent 6 years as a public school teacher, and has over 12 years of experience in sales and marketing.

When Rob isn’t optimizing a website for conversions, he’s either hanging out with family, cooking & washing dishes, or on zoom teaching or coaching.

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